Abita Root Beer

Well, this is a Root Beer from Louisiana and made from pure Louisiana Sugar Cane. Katie, having been born in Louisiana, should have a little pride in the Root Beer. But from the mouth of a native she said, "this is low-income housing Root Beer, or the projects of Root Beer". With that said, this is a pretty terrible Root Beer. I wouldn't wish this upon my BYU friends. Here are the results:

Smoothness:.......1
Rootness:...........1
Sparkle:...........4.5
Originality:.........2
Likability:...........1
Branding:...........1

Overall:............1.8