Baron's Boothill Sassparilla

Well, the packaging is nothing to right home about, but I guess it matches a Sassparilla. When testing this Root Beer, it just came up with very little taste to it. It was still better than the Abita we tested before this, but lacked some of the other characteristics I'm looking for, like rootness. This is a Root Beer you give to your kids or your in-laws to make them feel special because it's Root Beer in a bottle, but you feel good because you didn't have to waste the good stuff on people who wouldn't appreciate! So here is the score:

Smoothness:.........4
Rootness:..............1
Sparkle:..............2.5
Originality:.........3.5
Likability:...........2.5
Branding:.............2

Overall:..............2.6